Gilmore Girls Appreciation Week 2014
Day 6: Favorite Quote(s)
Remind me to tell you about the time my mother wore a shirt with a rhinestone penis on it and my grandma had her car towed.
“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
Ever think about how the mayfly man could be a metaphor for Mary… The mayfly man (Mary) adopts the facade of a perfect man (woman), starts dating Tessa (John) and seems perfect for her (him), they “instantly connect” and the mayfly man (Mary) seems perfect for Tessa (John), but the mayfly man (Mary) is actually secretly a murderer and the only reason he (she) started dating Tessa (John) was to get closer to his (her) target…. Sholto. (Sherlock.)
- LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
- Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
- BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO…
The man of my dreams.
This man of mine may kill me.
This man may truly kill me.
Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.
interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself
Yes, thanks especially for that.